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Proverbs
From the First Grade.
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Proverbs From the First Grade...
A first grade teacher collected
well-known proverbs. She gave each kid
in the class the first half of the
proverb, and asked them to fill in the
rest. Here's what the kids came up with:
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Better to be safe than... punch
a 5th grader.
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Strike while the... bug is
close.
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It's always darkest before...
daylight savings time.
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Never underestimate the power
of... termites.
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You can lead a horse to water
but... how?
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Don't bite the hand that...
looks dirty.
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No news is... impossible.
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A miss is as good as a... Mr.
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You can't teach an old dog...
math.
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If you lie down with dogs,
you... will stink in the
morning.
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Love all, trust... me.
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The pen is mightier than... the
pigs.
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An idle mind is... the best way
to relax.
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Where there is smoke, there's...
pollution.
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Happy is the bride who... gets
all the presents.
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A penny saved is... not much.
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Two is company, three's... The
Musketeers.
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None are so blind as... Helen
Keller.
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Children should be seen and
not... spanked or grounded.
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If at first you don't succeed...
get new batteries.
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You get out of something what
you... see pictured on the box.
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When the blind lead the blind...
get out of the way.
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There is no fool like... Aunt
Edie.
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Laugh and the whole world laughs
with you. Cry and... you have to
blow your nose.
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